Deenamma Jeevitham

Telangana Windows

BillGates announced to release WINDOWS 2000 o.s in telangana and changed the options like the following : WINDOWS 2000 (kitkeel rendvel) in TELANGANA Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows Version in telangana here are some Windows related terms that are proposed to be used in the telangana 
Version of kitkeel rendvel (Windows2000): 
Keywords 
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Microsoft windows 2000=ginta anta mettha kitkeel rendvelu 
search = devulaadu 
Save = bachainchu 
Save as = gitla bachainchu 
Save All = anni bachainch 
Help=Nannu bachainch 
Find=ethku 
Find Again=malla ethku 
Move=sarkainch 
Zoom=peddagachei 
Zoom Out=shinnagachei 
Open=tervay 
Close=mooi 
New=kothadi 
Old=pathadi 
Replace=marcheyi 
Insert= Nadimitla vettu 
space=jaaga 
Backspace=enka jaaga 
Run=vurku 
Print=acchu 
Print Preview=choosi accheyi 
Copy=gatlane 
Cut=koi 
Paste=atki 
Paste Special=peshal atki 
Delete=teesipadey 
View=soodu 
Tools=mutlu 
Toolbar=mutla gottam 
Exit=igavori 
Compress=gunju 
mouse=elka 
click=vothu 
Double Click=malla malla vothu 
Forward=idkelli aadki 
Scrollbar=thippudu gottam 
Errors=nee notla mannu vada 
Double Click with the left mouse button= elka chevvu voka mali eddam 
dikku malla malla vothale 
'This program has performed an illegal operation *"Abort, Retry or 
Ignore"? " ==== ee karyam dongalekkaku vattindi , jaldi voorku lekunte malla 
kottu leka marshipo 
ACCESS = dorkavattu 
FOXPRO = nakkalekkal turumkhan 
Lotus Notes=thamarpuv paisal 
ACCESS DENIED =dorkavattaneeya 
Home=intiki vo 
end=konaaki 
For all Errors=nee notla mannu vada 

Software Engineer - Devuda

Cheppukovadaniki JOB ichav, 
Choopinchataaniki ID CARD ichav, 
Free ga ICICI BANK ACCOUNTichav(excat ga ICICI kaaadu, Yevariki ye bank aite adi) , 
Every month SALARY kooda ichav, 

Devuda, 
Koorchovataniki KURCHI ichav, 
Vundataaniki CUBICLE ichav, 
Mails check cheyyataniki SYSTEM ichav, 
Chatting ki COMMUNICATOR ichav, 

Devudaa..................., 
Kaali ga vunte COFFEE MACHINE ichav, 
Time pass kosam TERMINAL ichav, 
Lunch kosam Food court icahv, 
Punch kosam appudappudu Health club kooda ichav, 

Kaani,,, 
Enduku nannu BENCH meeda vunchav, 
AINAAAA, AINAAAA NUVVU NAAKU NACHAV. 
NACHAV.. NACHAV...... 

Indian Politician

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.
He asked, "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"
The sentaor smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
"Can you see the river?"
"Yes"
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
"Of course", said the minister.
"10 percent", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house,the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc etc.
"How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in Indian Rupees," he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
"See the river over there?"
"Sure", cried the senator.
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said, "No, I don't see any bridge."
"100 percent", said the minister !!

Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ? inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

Taxi made in Japan

There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!. After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!" And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!" The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!The Japanese exclaimed, "What??? so expensive!" There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!

S/W Engineer's Wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer .